so i just learned what i should do if zombies ever start trying to kill everyone:
from the mouth of the expert:
"first thing is to determine the extent of the outbreak"
without letting them get me, right?
"well, running for the hills if there are only like 2 zombies is just bad form,no one likes a chicken-little"
"then stock up on weapons, then run, and make sure to take only intelligent people with you, if they start acting a little unstable, gotta shoot them, otherwise they'll do something silly and get you killed"
"stay away from small-caliber guns, 9mm isn't gonna have that stopping power you need for the recently deceased, you want something like a 44 magnum or a desert eagle, they look badass too, and that's important"
"only ugly people get killed by zombies"
"get a long range rifle too, and a machete or sword, if you can find those"
"I recommend killing a society for creative anacronisms member for the sword, they're better off dead anyway, and too fat to run from the zombies"
"get a good armored vehicle and keep moving"

there ya go folks...how to live through a zombie attack...although..if you're a complete idiot..i might kill you on my way...we need fewer idiots in the world = P